No Blinking Contest

I don't blink. Not properly. I had my eye exam recently and was told that I don't blink properly. I asked how do I blink? My optometrist explained in a patient voice that I only blink halfway. My upper lid and lower lid do not meet when I attempt to blink. I've been doing it wrong all this time. I now must do my blinking exercise 4 times a day for a month. I must re-train my eye lids to blink. I am doing them right now. At last an exercise I can do anywhere except when I am driving. I guess I could win the no blinking contest because technically I don't blink.